So I've been told I have a pretty sarcastic sense of humor... I agree. But in my defense, people usually find me entertaining. I am open-minded, I sometimes like trying new things, and only rarely enjoy surprises. I have a soft spot for animals and old people. To those it may concern, I'm an INFP which I would love to dispute with the makers of the Myers personality test because I'm an ambivert so I consider myself an ANFP lol but whatevs. I appreciate cleanliness and abhor crumbs. I'm also a hypocrite bc I occasionally allow my personal space to get junky... I'll get to it eventually lol.
I'm really into anything that invokes deep thought and can spark up conversation. I feel like my non-beliefs are irrelevant to my daily lifestyle but it seems to bother some people so I thought it necessary to mention here: I won't give myself a label but I don't follow any religions. I'm just livin', enjoying the experience, and trying to make the most out of my time on this rock. I actually like studying the rock as well as other objects and happenings that can be observed in the universe. I believe in spreading joy and love for the sake of making someone's day better. I believe in preserving the earth's resources and beauty for future generations and the other creatures who inhabit it. I believe there is a beautiful interconnectedness in all of the universe and should be celebrated in the way we treat each other and the planet. I believe in living mindfully and always striving to be better. Change is the grand constant in our world and in order to live happily we must be like water and if you don't know that reference, we've got work to do bc you're already two steps behind in my book lol.
On the flip side... I'm a potatoe. I like chilling with my headphones on. Procrastination takes over my soul a few times a week. I think most rules should be broken at least twice. Once to satisfy our impulsive, spontaneous nature and again to take photos. I hate feeling restricted. I'll take comfy over fancy most days. I suffer intense internal conflict such as the following: 1. I recently discovered I'm terrified of heights; I enjoy hiking. 2. I get anxious in crowds which makes me irritable; I love people. 3. I love working out and eating healthy. I also love french fries and have a terrible sweet tooth; both habits of which I can easily indulge in front of a tv or computer watching hours of useless bs.
When I'm not working or studying i love the occasional netflix binge, reading, running, drawing, hanging with the fam, cooking, and a whole slew of other junk. There's honestly an endless list of things I like doing. So maybe we can figure out what we have in common and do those things together.
The things i value most in a relationship are a best-friendship, constant laughter, consideration & understanding, honesty, loyalty, deep kisses, good hygiene, open communication, aggressive flirtation (yes.. aggressive), moderate sh*ttalking, cuddling, and massages... Not necessarily in that order. Ya know.. just don't be too much of an ***hole.
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Lets go find Waldo... dude's been lost for ages
Stroll through an old town
Let's cook together
Sip and paint
Somewhere we can actually interact (no movies!!!)
Food or whatever
Nice weather we're having...
What's your name?
Where ya from?
How often do you shower?
Do you have any children?
Have you ever murdered anyone?
Would you let me drive your car?
Let's play a questions game to get to know each other. (MSM, Table Topics, Ice, The And, etc.)
What are your long-term and short-term goals and how do you hope your partner can help you achieve them?
How would you explain your presence in the world and are you happy with how you're living?
Life is short, what are the most important things in yours? How do show your appreciation for those things if at all?
What are you looking to get out of a relationship? And what are you willing to provide?